Thursday, October 25, 2012

Well...

Fuck Republicans.



Wait, wait, before I get any hate thrown at me, let me elaborate.

I don't keep up with politics, I think they are a cluster fuck of stupidity. I would rather remain oblivious and just hope shit doesn't get screwed up too bad when someone new gets a seat of power. But lately, everywhere I go on the internet, I see the most fucked up bullshit since I read about some woman snapping a photo of a person injured and dying on the street wither phone and not fucking calling an ambulance; in this fucking country that everyone says is so damned great. Anyway, I'm reading some real ridiculous shit about republicans; apparently senate candidates, senate members and presidential candidates don't think rape is all that severe, and that there are varying degrees of severity. They think a pregnancy that is the result of a rape is a gift from god. They think for some women it's an inevitably and should be accepted, they are against abortion unless it's a "forcible rape" as classified by them. Some mouth breathing piece of filth from twenty years back even said something along the lines of "it's inevitable, so relax and enjoy it".

Every rape is forcible and these people are the biggest fucking morons in existence. They should be lined up and violated with a railroad spike wrapped in barbed wire and coated in rubbing alcohol. Then they shouldn't be able to file charges because it was a "Justifiable Rape", which is a term I'm sure one of these abhorrent pieces of shit will come up with eventually.

Usually, when I tell people I hate humanity, they ask why. This one of the reasons; wastes of space like this are authority figures. Seriously, why the fuck are these people allowed to speak? Oh, Romney endorsed one of those fucktards, too, just FYI. I feel sorry for the Republicans out their that aren't deplorable fucksacks of idiocy, I really do. My condolences to those of you who are lumped in with these jackholes.



Oh yeah, I'm not dead.















Geez this world fucking sucks, I want a do-over.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Son of a Bitch!

I am kicking myself right now. I am mentally berating myself like there's no tomorrow. Why am I doing this? Because I just missed an opportunity to copy paste a goddamned webcomic in an internet argument; and it would have been completely fucking relevant, too! I shouldn't have fucking backed out of the argument in the last post I made, goddammit! It would have been fucking perfect, glorious, mag-fucking-nificent!

For about three years, I've been trying to recapture the rush I felt when arguing with people who posted something so damned stupid I just felt compelled to call them on it. Before then, I was just going through the motions, ignoring internet arguments and just lurking like a kid who passes the toy store that used have this amazing toy he wanted, couldn't afford, worked hard to earn the money for, ran to the store to buy it, find out it was just sold and sighs solemnly every time he passes the store and sees the spot in the window it used to occupy. Apparently, my mind has traveled back in time about forty or fifty years to when this analogy was relevant. I've been hoping that there was some internet community that was still active and that stupid people or people who posted stupid shit frequented and it wasn't facebook or twitter. I had given up hope; then I started posting on gamefaqs again. Here I am, having a grand ole' time reliving what I've come to love about the internet; calling people on their bullshit and I miss a goddamned opportunity to do it!

Don't let my last post fool you, that was a glimpse of the old me, the awesome me, the me I loved being even though I'd sometimes find something so stupid or get so damned exasperated at trying to explain how a person was being a stupid jackass to the person themselves, I ended up getting a headache from trying to comprehend the stupidity. I fucking loved every minute of and now that I have finally managed to start reliving it a bit, I make a goddamned rookie mistake and bow out of the argument before making this person look like even more of an ass. The me from five years ago is pissed and I can't blame him. I have forgotten how to be a typhoon of rage and common sense on the internet and I am ashamed of myself. My time as an internet hermit has obviously taken it's toll on my ability to call people on their bullshit.


Oh well, at least I have my health and my you-goddammit previous post! Now I feel old again, fuck!