Friday, December 28, 2012

Dear Insurance Company I looked into...

FUCK. YOU.

When someone considers signing up with you and fills out the forms after deciding to go ahead and do it, checking the "do not contact me by email" box on the fucking form; that means they do not want their email tied to your damned company. That does not mean they want you to hand their email address off to various mailing lists for other insurance companies or retarded ass dating sites. That means they do not want umpteen fucking emails about auto insurance and various other bullshit. What use would I have for a damned christian dating site? When I call four damned times and you say you'll take care of it, I call bullshit. You shouldn't have fucking done it in the first place, you shit eating assholes. I do not appreciate my inbox being flooded with stupid shit I have no interest in. I do not appreciate having to select the option to block email from anyone who isn't on my contact list just because you are assholes who sell off peoples email addresses to other companies.